Tuesday, June 21, 2005

I MUST BLOG TODAY


I TOLD MYSELF I MUST BLOG TODAE.

I hate people who sleep with NO SKILL

RIGHTS, dun get the wrong idea, my blog definitely aint gonna promote the idea of sexuality (blurps) nor am i gonna publish my nude pictures anytime soon (no offence but wait a few years later den see lah) but i am just so FRIGGIN pissed todae den i just have to blog!! or i will burst! it aint anything too SERIOUS anyway but it is a COMMON problem we ALL may encounter in some days of our lives. just tad mine comes sooner. (sheesh does this sound a little too sick?)

ok so i shall relate my incident todae on this world wide web, and let the earlier-bloomers out there u re not ALONE.i am a victim of that fateful incident too...

rights, so todae was a reli typical day and blahh, went back to school for my SIA (kae cut the crap, i am digressing) but anyway, i just boarded my bus back home after a day's hard work, not knowing that the bus 171 i had waited for a hell of a long time will turn out to be a HELL RIDE HOME...

GREAT. and so i got myself a seat on the bus, and a HCI guy sat beside me. you tink it is romantic, sweet and every nanyang's fantasy?!

NO...

and so there i sat with a trembling heart from ecstacy (yeah right) but anyway, halfway through my journey, which i remembered vividly from the standard chartered bank off bukit timah rd onwards, the HCI guy dozed off. and yeah tads a real common side. but there u have it, the venue, the time, the partner (sitting partner yes)... and u cant even SLEEP with at least a little more skills?!

and at the next moment, the guy's head just started "lolling" and going round and round in circles of different sizes yet perfectly concentric. and round and round 360deg. and den........ he just started leaning his WHOLE, ENTIRE, COMPLETE., ALL, TOUT, QUANBU weight on me!!! i swear his whole fcking weight was on my poor little arm. den next comes the BUMPING TREATMENT. his head continued lolling to and forth, the poor bespectacled, be--pimpled, be-earphoned guy constantly bumped into my poor old arm. i swear i never got such intensive massage on my arm before like this. guess i gained a few muscles huh? right more like BLUE-BLACKS.

and so the guy continued bumping and leaning his weight on me while i was tryin hard to support his weight with my arm, wad real workout i say. i could have fairly well give him a super duper hard nudge into his ribs with my elbow, but i guess i better avoid the embarrassment of the poor guy falling onto the ground, kneeling and kowtowing to me begging for myMERCY.

AND SO I HELD ON. dun sae tad i m stoopid or mousy or anything. but i m supposed to keep my composure in public okk. i cant be seen displaying my pirated (certificate bought with money) black belt in karate in public right. but eventually my nightmare stops when i alighted the bus.

well yes i do have my fair share of dozing off unsightly on the bus before. but cant the poor guy just sleep with more skills!! he shud jsut keep his head in one spot and stop lolling around like mannequins with a faulty neck or something. aiyah dunno how to sae also. lets just sae his head is lolling round and round like a lollipop.

however, looking at a bigger picture, shall we just quit dozing off on the bus??!! SLEEPING, should just be "carried out" on the bed solely and onlyl! the bus seats aint for u to loll oyur head around to the rhytnm of the wheels of the bus go round and round.

maybe we shud just start cultivate our society to be a more "reading and literature" one. like how i always hear my teachers going on about japanese liking to read on buses or mrts while we the studetns complain to teachers den reading on transport vehcles give us nausea and headache and myopic bullshitt. maybe we shud just start a campaign like READ MORE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAMPAIGN instead of spotting old uncles reading jockey's guide (or waddevah u call it) or aunties carefully making notes of wad 4D may come out in the next draw on the bus. we shud just read MORE!!!


well, to be honest, i have been kinda aching to read my darhling chinese literature text cum chinese literary world classic "sanguoyanyi" (romance of the 3 kingdoms) and "hongloumeng" (dreams of the red chambers??!!) on the bus. but the thought of suddenly brandishin such classics from my bag kinda put me off.

u see....

not all people appreciate reading on the bus. some may just sneer at u for being such idiots for reading instead of listening to your ultra duper cool MP3 and discman (probably passe by now) . i dun think we singaporeans will ever be initiated to read on the bus, and i guess perhaps a campaign cna be a pretty good headstart for such trends.. lala at least i tiink so, the mousey student hu dindnt dare read those classics she was painfully assigned to reading for chi lessons on the bus.

after having said all that, lets go back to the point of being bumped and squashed by inconsiderate sleepers on the bus.... u may think i m making a ultra dooper beeg fuss out of such little things in life, but i feel that that is a sad reflection of singaporeans being citizens hu prefer using our traveling time sleeping rather den takin in more vocabs or phrases in our wordbanks by reading. and besides these nitty gritty comments on such minor stuff are probably wad that keep blogging ALIVE.......


lalala my blog is alive!!












Posted by Jiali at 2:34 PM

Monday, June 20, 2005

pompomtiao

I TOLD MYSELF I MUST BLOG TODAE.

I hate people who sleep with NO SKILL

RIGHTS, dun get the wrong idea, my blog definitely aint gonna promote the idea of sexuality (blurps) nor am i gonna publish my nude pictures anytime soon (no offence but wait a few years later den see lah) but i am just so FRIGGIN pissed todae den i just have to blog!! or i will burst! it aint anything too SERIOUS anyway but it is a COMMON problem we ALL may encounter in some days of our lives. just tad mine comes sooner. (sheesh does this sound a little too sick?)

ok so i shall relate my incident todae on this world wide web, and let the earlier-bloomers out there u re not ALONE.i am a victim of that fateful incident too...


rights, so todae was a reli typical day and blahh, went back to school for my SIA (kae cut the crap, i am digressing) but anyway, i just boarded my bus back home after a day's hard work, not knowing that the bus 171 i had waited for a hell of a long time will turn out to be a HELL RIDE HOME...

GREAT. and so i got myself a seat on the bus, and a HCI guy sat beside me. you tink it is romantic, sweet and every nanyang's fantasy?!


NO...

and so there i sat with a trembling heart from ecstacy (yeah right) but anyway, halfway through my journey, which i remembered vividly from the standard chartered bank off bukit timah rd onwards, the HCI guy dozed off. and yeah tads a real common side. but there u have it, the venue, the time, the partner (sitting partner yes)... and u cant even SLEEP with at least a little more skills?!


and at the next moment, the guy's head just started "lolling" and going round and round in circles of different sizes yet perfectly concentric. and round and round 360deg. and den........ he just started leaning his WHOLE, ENTIRE, COMPLETE., ALL, TOUT, QUANBU weight on me!!! i swear his whole fcking weight was on my poor little arm. den next comes the BUMPING TREATMENT. his head continued lolling to and forth, the poor bespectacled, be--pimpled, be-earphoned guy constantly bumped into my poor old arm. i swear i never got such intensive massage on my arm before like this. guess i gained a few muscles huh? right more like BLUE-BLACKS.

and so the guy continued bumping and leaning his weight on me while i was tryin hard to support his weight with my arm, wad real workout i say. i could have fairly well give him a super duper hard nudge into his ribs with my elbow, but i guess i better avoid the embarrassment of the poor guy falling onto the ground, kneeling and kowtowing to me begging for myMERCY.

AND SO I HELD ON. dun sae tad i m stoopid or mousy or anything. but i m supposed to keep my composure in public okk. i cant be seen displaying my pirated (certificate bought with money) black belt in karate in public right. but eventually my nightmare stops when i alighted the bus.

well yes i do have my fair share of dozing off unsightly on the bus before. but cant the poor guy just sleep with more skills!! he shud jsut keep his head in one spot and stop lolling around like mannequins with a faulty neck or something. aiyah dunno how to sae also. lets just sae his head is lolling round and round like a lollipop.

however, looking at a bigger picture, shall we just quit dozing off on the bus??!! SLEEPING, should just be "carried out" on the bed solely and onlyl! the bus seats aint for u to loll oyur head around to the rhytnm of the wheels of the bus go round and round.

maybe we shud just start cultivate our society to be a more "reading and literature" one. like how i always hear my teachers going on about japanese liking to read on buses or mrts while we the studetns complain to teachers den reading on transport vehcles give us nausea and headache and myopic bullshitt. maybe we shud just start a campaign like READ MORE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAMPAIGN instead of spotting old uncles reading jockey's guide (or waddevah u call it) or aunties carefully making notes of wad 4D may come out in the next draw on the bus. we shud just read MORE!!!


well, to be honest, i have been kinda aching to read my darhling chinese literature text cum chinese literary world classic "sanguoyanyi" (romance of the 3 kingdoms) and "hongloumeng" (dreams of the red chambers??!!) on the bus. but the thought of suddenly brandishin such classics from my bag kinda put me off.

u see....

not all people appreciate reading on the bus. some may just sneer at u for being such idiots for reading instead of listening to your ultra duper cool MP3 and discman (probably passe by now) . i dun think we singaporeans will ever be initiated to read on the bus, and i guess perhaps a campaign cna be a pretty good headstart for such trends.. lala at least i tiink so, the mousey student hu dindnt dare read those classics she was painfully assigned to reading for chi lessons on the bus.

after having said all that, lets go back to the point of being bumped and squashed by inconsiderate sleepers on the bus.... u may think i m making a ultra dooper beeg fuss out of such little things in life, but i feel that that is a sad reflection of singaporeans being citizens hu prefer using our traveling time sleeping rather den takin in more vocabs or phrases in our wordbanks by reading. and besides these nitty gritty comments on such minor stuff are probably wad that keep blogging ALIVE.......

Posted by Jiali at 11:43 PM